The Curse Continues
Friday, July 07, 2006**An open letter to my new "Friend" from last night**
Dear Dickhead,
I know you think you're all cool. I'm sure you're riding high because you believe you got away with you little heist. You may have thought it was fun to smash the passenger window of my car and steal my pants with my wallet and money in them. You obviously have some big balls since the car was in plain view of a busy intersection and also a busy restaurant with an outdoor patio. What you are short on is brains.
Little do you know I now know exactly which gas station you unsuccesfully tried to use my credit cards at and almost surely have video of you and the car's tank you filled up. If by some chance you are not caught, I wish to warn you that karma's a bitch so you better start watching your ass pansy ass little fucknut.
Sincerely,
Chief Slacker
**End Letter**
So yeah, last night while I was having fun playing kickball, some ass decided it would be a fun idea to break the passenger window of my car and grab the work pants I had changed out of. Along with them he got my wallet, credit cards, IDs of all sorts and probably about $60 in cash. He managed to leave a big dent in the roof as well.
Obviously, the Curse has not yet worn off and I an getting mroe anf more scared to drive my car. First the rear end with no damage. Then the idiot parking leaving a red streak and crease. Then, then running of stop sign and marring the front of the car and now Dickhead smahsing my window and stealing my pants and wallet.
Seriously, I SO wish i could afford a new car right now, Ally is most certainly cursed.
OH! And I forgot when I went down to madison this past weekend the check engine light came on. Fun Freakin Fun.
Seriously, let the donations to the Get Slacekr and UnCursed car fun flow in!
Ok, time ot head to the gas station they stopped and and see if they have security cameras.
Later people!
posted by Chief Slacker @ 3:47 PM,
4 Comments:
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At Fri Jul 07, 05:34:00 PM,
OzzyC said...
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I'll see if I can work some voodoo magic to get the curse lifted
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At Sat Jul 08, 09:48:00 AM,
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My Air Bag light has started coming on once in a while.
I'm more concerned that it might mean, "I may deploy without warning" than I am "I may not deploy if you crash into a something." -
At Sat Jul 08, 11:24:00 AM,
Chief Slacker said...
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OzzyC - yes yes, plese do, I can't yet afford a new car, so poor littel ally needs to survive for at least another month.
Delmer - I had that same problem for a while, the light would randomly start blinking at me. Luckily Nissan had a recall to put second generation airbags in the cards, so I got all that fixed for free. Now tha problem is when I turn on my headlights, my ABS light comes on, so I wonder "If I drive at night, will I not be able to stop if I hve to?" -
At Sat Jul 08, 11:06:00 PM,
Aliecat said...
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OH MAN! I've been in that sitch before...having the car broken into...I also drove it around for 6 months after the back end was totally smashed in...I'm lucky though, I have parents who are able to help me out with a new car. If it makes you feel any better, that little light may mean nothing, mine used to go on all the time and it was due to a minor valve problem that wasn't a problem. But, maybe check your oil...it may be low...