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Drinkers Rejoice! With Coffee!!

Monday, June 12, 2006

So all the self analyzing (See the post below) just about drove me to drink, but then I thought about all the jokes made about how my liver must be hard as a rock by now. Drink = Fun, Cirrhosis of the Liver = Not so much.

Fret no more drinkers of the world, some kick ass doctors made a discovery that will make you raise your glass... of coffee!

While the old remedy of drinking coffee to sober up might not be true (It's not people, now hush up your wired drunks you), it turns out coffee does tend to counteract the toxic effects alcohol can have on your liver.


Yeah yeah, they also say drinking less is a good way to avoid it as well, but that's like saying there's smog in the air, which can give you cancer, so stop breathing.

So drink up people, just try not to drink both at the same time. Extremely energetic drunks make me want to punch them in the face. Just be glad I'm not a violent guy.

Maybe that guy I used to work with who spiked his morning coffee with Jim Beam really had the right idea though...?

So yeah, time to drink away the self loathing from below... with a coffee ;O)

posted by Chief Slacker @ 5:23 PM,


At Tue Jun 13, 02:58:00 PM, Blogger FINY said...

So with my 5 cup of coffee a day habit, I'm pretty much set to go. LOVE it!!!!

At Wed Jun 14, 04:46:00 PM, Blogger Aliecat said...

The only thing that keeps me off diet pills is my crack-like addiction to coffee and diet coke...har har...only kidding...wait, am I?


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