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The Daily SlackerThe Daily Slacker

Yay Yay Deputay!

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

So yeah, as I said way back in the one year anniversary post, I decided it's time to refresh the ranks of deputies. Some have moved on to focus on other parts of life and some have disappeared, and in one extremely sad case, passed away :O(

The Ethos of Slacking must propagate through society, no more of this uptight dog eat dog world. People need to learn to slack, to have fun!

So, today I am introducing some new deputies and also extending an invite to all of you to become deputies as well. You just need to try and fulfill your duties to some extent and if you happen to be in a state where there are no deputies, you're a shoo in ;O)

That said, here are the newest additions to the International Bureau of Slacking!

Hailing from the Bureau's home state of Minnesota, welcome Aliecat and her Kitty Kat Lounge!

Finally expanding into New England, and coming to us from New Jersey (Well, at least I THINK so from what I could glean out of his blog) say hi to Porq and Porq Barrel Stuffs!

Continuing the northeastern expansion I'm adding a pair of deputies from New York, since there's WAY to many people there who need some slack in their life... Hellos to FINY at Miles from Fenwmay and also Esther with Jumping off a Bridge!

Congrats to all of you, go forth and slack! You all will get badges as soon as I get a graphics editor again and can make them!

As for the rest of you, who wants to be a deputy? :O)

posted by Chief Slacker @ 11:34 AM,




15 Comments:

At Wed Jun 14, 12:23:00 PM, Blogger dasi said...

I want to be a deputy!!!!

I think the fact that I comment so sporadically should emphasize my ability to slack... ;)

But I DO read every day... does that count for anything?? Plus - you have no one from Illinois!!

 
At Wed Jun 14, 12:37:00 PM, Blogger FINY said...

Wow, I feel so honored!! I promise to take this new title very seriously and do solemnly swear to slack to the best of my abilities.

 
At Wed Jun 14, 01:12:00 PM, Blogger Esther said...

Yay! I'm so honored that you thought Finy and I were good enough since we're both from NY. I can officially say that the slacking comes easy to me in these parts - boredom can do that.

 
At Wed Jun 14, 01:16:00 PM, Blogger Porq said...

Chief,

Cool! and gratias amigo!!

I was gonna wait a few days to thank you for the Deputization, but I'd probably forget, and I also called the deputy in NC to set up my badge for my PORQ BARREL STUFFS. ( She's good with stuffs like that!!)

THINK BEER!!

Oink

 
At Wed Jun 14, 02:36:00 PM, Blogger Carrie said...

daddy-- it's graCias.... unless you were trying to get all latin up in here?


speaking of slacking... wasn't there a CD of tunes that was supposed to be sent?

HAH!


congrats to the new deputies!

 
At Wed Jun 14, 04:47:00 PM, Blogger Aliecat said...

Awesome! Now, I have to get back to my beer and obsessive refreshing of Craigslist.

 
At Thu Jun 15, 10:39:00 AM, Blogger Chief Slacker said...

Dasi - I dunno, did you read the job description? ;O) hehe, but you are right, I do need one in Illinois... You better be ready to slack!

FINY - I think the point of the title is to NOT be serious :O) but congrats to you :O)

Esther - yeah, now the question is which of you is going to shine more to get the promotion to Sergeant? :O)

Porq - yeah, she does seem to change the fomat of her blog like every week, so she mustbe pretty good at it ;O) Congrats!

Carrie - I'm working on it, unfortunately all the music was on my OLD work comp, so I have to get it all set up again to be able to record the new CDs :O(

Alicat - Ooh, anything good on craigslist? :O)

 
At Thu Jun 15, 10:50:00 AM, Blogger FINY said...

CS, are you trying to pit me against Esther?! Trying to turn two friends against each other? Cause it's sorta working, I'm TOTALLY picking up the slacking now. :)

 
At Thu Jun 15, 11:10:00 AM, Blogger Chief Slacker said...

FINY - So should I order the kiddie pool with the jello now, or later? :O) hehe

 
At Thu Jun 15, 02:03:00 PM, Blogger FINY said...

well, all I am going to say is you'd have to make sure with Esther that jello is Kosher ;)

 
At Thu Jun 15, 02:24:00 PM, Blogger Aliecat said...

Nah, lots of cock pics...unless you like that sort of thing!

 
At Thu Jun 15, 02:32:00 PM, Blogger Chief Slacker said...

FINY - Upon doign some research, Jell-O asserts that they are kosher and will supply the following documentation: "The Halachic Basis of our Kashruth Certification of Atlantic Gelatin and the General Foods Products containing this Gelatin" by Rabbi Yehuda Gershuni & Rabbi David Telsner.

But, seeing as gelatin is derived from Pig Skin, some don't consider it kosher. The ones that do accept it claim that even though is comes from pig skin, the collagen is broken down via chemical digestion and is now a comletely new substance.

Still sounds shady to be, so we'll just take a cue from Old School and use KY ;O)

Alie - Umm, yeah, not really. heh. You need to get laid girl ;O)

 
At Thu Jun 15, 02:47:00 PM, Blogger Aliecat said...

OMG! No kidding, but I don't particularly care for those pics either...just sayin'

 
At Sat Jun 17, 09:09:00 AM, Blogger OzzyC said...

Congrats, fellow slackers.

Chief, I think it's time to give me a promotion. As one of your original deputy slackers, I believe that I should be rewarded handsomely for my dedication to slacking. Hell, I even changed jobs because the old one was working me too hard.

 
At Sat Jun 17, 10:19:00 AM, Blogger The Nicsperiment said...

Thank you, Head Slacker!
Fear not, for though I may not rant from my own blog anymore (at least for the time being), I plan to continue slacking in an incredible variety of ways, including following and learning from your exploits!

 

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