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We got your disease!

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

So when Axel Rose was singing: "If you got the money honey, we got your disease" I now know what company he was talking about.

This morning while I was driving to work I looked over at a Semi next to me to read the back of it's Trailer. On the back it had the name of the company and then the phone number you can call to get a hold of them I presume. The problem was the phone number.

The phone number was one of those that uses words instead of numbers to make it easier to remeber. They sure made it memorable.

The name of the company was Standard Shipping. Maybe it was Standard Trasportation, but Standard part is all that matters.

The phone number to get a hold of them?


Yes, that's right. Got an STD? Need to ship it? They'll be there for you.

I don't care what they ship, but I know I'm not touching it ;O)

Edit: Apparently it'd Standard Forwarding... Forwarding STD's one truckload at a time! Thanks Goddess

posted by Chief Slacker @ 8:54 AM,


At Wed Jun 08, 12:12:00 PM, Blogger Diva in Training said...

Ok out of curiosity and sheer boredom made me call this number and they answered Standard Forwarding. I know that people are trying to have a number theat their customers can remember but Ship STD?? Come on! If I was a teenage boy that would be the number, I'd have a field day making prank calls to them.

At Thu Jun 09, 01:31:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO! That is too funny! I've been downloading the site I maintain from the server to this new computer for over 3 hrs now, so I definitely needed the laugh! =o)


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