Travesty!
Wednesday, October 10, 2007So Ms. Intrigue and I were talking the other day decided sometimes mankind goes wholy awry and creaty something that just shouldn't be.
Yeah, there are lots of things that come to mind after that comment. So many things that might have seemed good at the time but really, really, never should have been made. No, I'm not talking about Britney Spears. Nor am I talking about the four cylinder Ford Mustangs of the 80's. Coming close might be Non-Alcoholic Beer, but yet this is worse.
Really, the one inexplicable creation has to be Decaffinated Coffee.
Why?
Really the only good use I can possibly see is sabotage. Switch out the high test stuff and watch Corporate America fall asleep. Hell, if we ever went to war with India we could probably crush their outsourcing economy in one fell swoop. It's no secret us tech-nerd cubicle dwellers and caffeine are neigh inseperable.
When I perfect my time machines I shall have to find the creator of this travesty of nature and smack him silly.
Yes, yes I shall.
Now i'm off to do something with this facial hair of mine... stay tuned for "Fun with Facial Hair!" and possibly vote on my new face! ;O)
posted by Chief Slacker @ 3:38 PM,
