Help: Cube Warfare
Thursday, September 27, 2007I, Chief Slacker, am in need of your help. Here at work I am soon going to be moved out of my team's neat little project room, and smack into the middle of a cubicle farm. Yes, it's a horrible tragedy I know, but it can be remedied!
How you ask? By accessorising!
While I am starting to feel like Melvin and that I should be getting a red Swingline Stapler since I've been moved 3 times in under 3 months, that time is over. In my chats with Miss Intrigue she pointed out I need fun in my cube. I decided it's time to make my cubicle a fun destination. I had some fun accessories before, like my 14" Marvin the Martian resin statue, my Lava Lamp and even some fun little halogen accent lights, but it's time to step it up a notch.
What I need from you fellow slackers are some ideas. I need your help in making my cubicle the Coolest Cubicle in the Company. Yes, alliteration is always awesome, now pay attention here, we have slacking to do! It's the duty of a good slacker to have a fun cube. I shall need toys and other neat things to entertain and distract.
So, HOP TO IT! lets hear some fun slackerly ideas you've done with your cube, or have seen done in others. Tell me of awesomely fun gadgets I can install!
I must build on my Martiany, Lavay goodness! I am thinking though the start to any good Cube is it's defenses. Since the Coolest Cube in the Company will no doubt attract jealousy, it must be well defended in case of any envy attack. I believe for my first line of defense I shall install a Laser Guided Missile system. That should hold them off while I formulate my plan to become king of the cube farm.
Time to take cubicle slacking to the next level... let's hear some ideas!
posted by Chief Slacker @ 1:08 PM,
2 Comments:
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At Thu Sep 27, 08:15:00 PM,
delmer said...
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You need a pen that gives visitors an electric shock. Lay it around where a visitor will be tempted to pick it up and click it. One of our engineers has one and it got me twice in 2 seconds -- the first time it shocked me I couldn't beleive it, so I clicked it again.
Another engineer has some sort of missile thing that works off his USB port. He can fire it with a program that runs on his PC. -
At Mon Oct 01, 07:47:00 PM,
Christie E. Little said...
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One word...Bobblehead.
Your choice.