Dear Acrobatic Motorists...
Tuesday, July 18, 2006While flying through the air with the greatest of ease may sound like a good idea, while driving a car, it's not.
In the last two days it appears a few of you stunt driver wannabes have taken "flipping someone off" to new extremes. Whether your vehicular barrel rolls are intentional or not, rush hour traffic is not the place for them.
Two days in a row now you kamikaze commuters have hosed up my morning drive something fierce. This open letter is a plea to please take your highway hijinks to roads other than the ones I use.
Yes, having your car on the side of the road roof down, wheels up does garner a very large audience, but spectators are NOT what I want in front of me whilst trying to get to work. A ninety minute rubbernecker filled commute is definitely not a good start to a day.
So please, please dear maniac motorists, keep the wheels on the ground or I know it's only matter of time before one of your car cartwheels lands on my poor cursed Ally Altima.
Thank You,
Chief Slacker
posted by Chief Slacker @ 2:14 PM,
8 Comments:
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At Tue Jul 18, 10:38:00 PM,
Esther said...
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It's posts like these that make me glad I use public transportation. Though the sweltering subway platforms definitely aren't appreciated right now.
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At Wed Jul 19, 08:04:00 AM,
OzzyC said...
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LMAO!!
Of course with the luck you've been having with this car, maybe it would be better to get the thing totalled now, so you could get a new shiny car chock full of good luck -
At Thu Jul 20, 04:19:00 PM,
Leesa said...
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Amazing. I sure don't miss living in a big city.
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At Thu Jul 20, 09:32:00 PM,
Cerridwen said...
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I know exactly what you are saying! And yet honking at them just makes the situation worst.
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At Fri Jul 21, 09:14:00 AM,
said...
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Don't hate on stunt driving.
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At Fri Jul 21, 12:19:00 PM,
Carrie said...
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it's funny... whenever I'm in a traffic lull, I usually curse out lous that there BETTER be an accident up ahead to give reason for the delay.
I take no credit for wishing accidents in your area, though. -
At Tue Jul 25, 07:32:00 AM,
Nadia said...
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We can only try and plea,these things happen ecveryday ,not like on purpose ,lol.
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At Tue Aug 01, 08:55:00 PM,
said...
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You obviously need a giant Jesus right next to the freeway looking over motorists. Like the one they have in Monroe, Ohio.