Weekend Update!
Monday, August 01, 2005So yeah, next time I take a vacation day, I'll be sure to file it here so that you all know I'm am going to be gone. Sorry about that! But like I said, contribute to the "Get Slacker Net at Home" fund and I'll be posting like a madman ;O)
Anyway, so since you haven't heard from me since thurs I have a bunch of updating. It's probably going to be super long, but it'll give you a bunch of readin to do while slacking off on a Monday. Unfortunately there's nothing exciting on the Girl Front but here's the rest:
Friday -
So I decided on Thursday I needed to take the day off so I could get my car fixed and hopefully to hang out with Cute Paramedic. My car needed a new CV axle, an alignment and also a new muffler since the old one had rusted completely off. Took that in right away after I woke up.
CP and I had talked about hanging out during the day on Friday a couple days before. But unfortunately she got called into work on Thursday so she had too much stuff to do around the house. I offered to help or at least to take her out to lunch, but she didn't reply till after work.
So instead during the day I was actually productive. Yeah, I actually did get stuff done. I took my bike with to the shop so I could ride it home, but decided to stop by a couple bike shops because me seat was in very poor, uncomfortable shape. Got a new seat. Went home and cleaned up around the place, did the dishes, organized some stuff in the basement too. I also changed the main building locks since they hadn't been changed in about 10 years. I think I was more productive at home than I would have been at work. Man, do I need the net at home.
unfortunately for the evening, I had already made plans to hang out with OCD/Anxiety girl. I hadn't talked to her for several weeks after her least freak out session and decided I would give one last try at being friends. The plan was to get the clubs I was going to buy from her at her parents place, then go eat, visit a friend of her family's who was retiring and then hit The Cabooze for drinks and live music.
So I pick her up and we head down to her parents place. We picked them up and then drove around trying to find places to get cash for later in the night. I now have a nice brand new set of golf clubs. In case anyone cares they're cheapy "Matrix" club. Nothing special but they'll work.
We decided after the cash run that we would have Mexican and margaritas at Don Pablo's. We got there, got seated and ordered. We had both finished out first margarita by the time food got there, so we started wonder what took so long. Once we got our food, we realized it had obviously been forgotten. The food was cool. After we sent it back we got it replaced (it was nice and hot the second time) and the manager took it off our tab. Seeing as we had free food, we decided on another round of margaritas.
Next stop was to have a beer at The Rock Bottom Brewery downtown for her friend of the family's retirement. We stopped in there, had a free beer chatted for a while. I taught some guy there who to actually use his camera phone. The dude had about 28 pictures of the inside of his pocket. The retiree's mom was there and at 90+ couldn't believe it was both a camera and a phone. hehe
After the free beer, we went out to the Cabooze to see The White Iron Band. It turns out the guys in the band are friends with guys I know. It was fun music, kind of a classic country rock sound. Very entertaining lyrics.
OCD had her first freak out of the night when one bartender took her order, then referred her to the other bartender. The second guy had to wave in her face to get her attention because she was wondering why the first guy walked off. She then got huffy and made me order and flipped off the bartender from her seat. Five bucks says we got weak drink after that.
Later OCD's neighbor Dimples showed up and a little after that my roomie Big Mike did as well. We all had a few drinks and a couple shots (which OCD somehow got in on after I told them not to get her any). At one point Big mike ordered himself and I a Jim and Coke. The bartender apparently heard Gin and Coke. Good God that was nasty.
Later Big Mike goes out for a smoke and didn't come back for a while, so I went out and checked on him. He was chatting with some girl and I asked if he wanted a drink. He said sure so I went in, got us whiskey Diets and walked back out to find him making out with the girl. I set his drink on the table and told some guy laughing at them going at it that if they ever stopped, to hell him that's his drink. A couple minutes later, I saw them leave together. Don't worry, I grabbed the drink, no alcohol was left undrank.
Later I got a call from him because he had never picked up the new key that I had told him to put on his keychain. He and the girl needed to get inside. So OCD dimples and I headed back to my place let Big Mike and thre girl in so they could get it on some more and had a few more drinks. At around 4 I gave dimples a ride home, which considering I don't remember the drive, I never should have done. Thank god it was only a 12 block drive. Made it safe though.
I really wish I hadn't had that much to drink considering I woke up naked with OCD. Don't ask, I don't really remember.
Apparently Big Mike called me at like 10 to 5 after he dropped of the girl and I was just going to bed. Don't remember that convo either. Apparently he had a 7am work meeting. Luckily he just had a sex hangover not and alcohol one like I did.
Worst part was finding out that Cute Paramedic had gone out and stayed up just about as late. I could have been hanging out with her. Dammit.
Saturday -
Needless to say I was worthless for a good chunk of this day. Thought I did get woken up due to an Estimate on new windows I had scheduled for 10am. That was a bad plan.
A buddy of ours, D, was visiting from out of town so he came over, and we all went out to lunch. I ended up having to run home before we were done because it was 1 and I had a second estimate scheduled. Again, jogging with hangover, bad plan.
So we watched a movie while OCD and Big mike passed out again. After the movie I attempted to drive OCD home only to have to sit and wait for about a thousand motorcycles (not joking with the number) to drive down the main street I had to cross to get her home.
D and I went to the driving range after I got back and left Big Mike passed out on the couch. I was able to work out the problem I had with the drive starting off in the wrong direction, but wasn't able to get rid of the slice. If any of you know how to get rid of it, let me know. Big Mike called as we were leaving the range wondering where the hell we were. hehe
I tried to get Cute Paramedic to come out, but since she had a late night Friday, she decided it would be best if she stayed in and rest with some movies. If it wasn't for D visitng I so would have offered to bring the popcorn.
We decided to go out to Gasthof's later and hung out watching a few more movies and playing some cards. Later we piled in Big Mike's car and headed over to Gasthof's only to find out it was closed for some unknown reason. Instead we went to Brother's downtown.
Apparently it was night of the bachelorette party. There were no less that eight groups that had come to the bar in the time we were there. We chatted it up with one of the cuter groups and grabbed tootsie pops from the cleavage of one of the friends with our teeth. After not getting much luck there we decided to head over to The Lone Tree and Annex to test our luck.
On the way into the place this girl came up and asked where we were going, her friend looking a little embarrassed. Big Mike chatted with the first fiend while D and I chatted with the second. The first friend was a total Paris Hilton wan-be, had the short bleach blonde hair and way too much eye make-up. The second was super cute and had this orange dress on that did very fun Marilyn Monroe things in the wind. Pink panties if anyone wonders.
Well we convinced them to come in with us and they come down to the Annex. (apparently they had no money, so Big Mike paid... Red flag for just looking for the free entry) I'm not quite sure what happened, but as soon as we get to the dance floor, the Chick in orange that had been conversing and flirting with me latched on to Big Mike and I was left with PH wan-be. After they went to the bathroom and the PH-Wanna-be almost got kicked out for ID issues (I'm thinking the ID she had might not have been hers.) We danced some more until PHW caught eyes with some Tall Dark Gangster type. She of course walked right over to him. Gee no surprise there. Soon after they did the whole bathroom thing again and like I suspected would happen, never came back.
I tell ya though, this whole grabbing up the girl I'm flirting with thing is going to get old quick if it happens again. He ain't even divorced yet and he's already got 4 girls on the line. The last one he had an all nighter with the night he met!
Anyway, I ended up seeing an old drinking buddy who had moved away there so we chatted for a while and caught up. Said hi to some of his friends who I hadn't seen in a while. About 1:30 Big Mike, D and I called it a night and headed home. D had a 9am tee time that was about an hour's drive from my place the next day.
Sunday -
This was basically just a day of laziness. Went to the driving range again, still couldn't get rid of the damn slice and also topped one ball so bag it made my wrist hurt way bad and made my hand go numb so I dropped the club. Oh well.
CP had to work so I had nothing there. Ended up watching a movie with Big Mike and eventually Conservative Girl stopped by. She was wearing this super cute outfit complete with short skirt, which is just wrong because she's flaunting all of this stuff she's never going to use yet doesn't understand how big of a tease she's being. It's one thing to flaunt it if you mean to, but it's another to be clueless about it. Then come to find out she's taking her motorcycle training in a couple weeks and is going to buy a bike. She wants a Harely at one point, but none of them are small enough to use as a decent starter bike. Cute excessively naive girl, on a Hog. She is sooooo going to end up with the wrong type of guys trying to go for her and totally going to get hurt since she doesn't have any clue whatsoever about reading peoples motives.
Got sucked into watching West Wing before bed and then called it a night. Really nothing special for the day.
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So yeah, there's the extended weekend for you. I had also tried to get a hold of the Beer Tent Girls, Kickball Girl and the Ex Friend's Ex, but to no avail. I'm not sure what's up with Kickball Girl, but when I talked with Cute Paramedic on Saturday she said we could hang out Monday if she's not going to a concert, or Tuesday and that she would give me a call. I'm going to leave the ball in her court and see if she actually calls. I'm not going to be a puppy dog, if she's interested she needs to show it. We'll see.
Anyway I'm outta here, if you happen to be trivia buffs, check out the new We Want to Be on a Gameshow blog a group of us trivia nerds are running. It's in the early stages now, expect it to get going well soon!
posted by Chief Slacker @ 10:27 AM,
15 Comments:
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At Mon Aug 01, 01:31:00 PM,
Marie said...
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Wow, that is quite a weekend@ Can I assume that OCD girl was *also* naked when you guys woke up??
And yes, I think I'll send you a check towards getting you internet access at your house. hehehe
I miss seeing you around and get withdrawals. ;-) -
At Mon Aug 01, 01:39:00 PM,
jlybn123 said...
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Awww...and I even blogged that you probably had the best weekend of all of us. Was counting on you and PG!!!
Sounds like you still had a very "busy" weekend! LOL
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At Mon Aug 01, 01:43:00 PM,
Carrie said...
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alas... the music was for the wrong girl.....
contest time at my house... it won't get you net access, but it might get you a cd! :) -
At Mon Aug 01, 03:01:00 PM,
Just Me said...
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wayyyyy to long to read all at once...good thing it's in chapters so i know where i left off!
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At Mon Aug 01, 06:21:00 PM,
Chief Slacker said...
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Marie - Unfortunately yes on the nakedness. Email me and I'll drop you my addy, and this isn't going to come out of the "Buy slacker a plane ticket so he can come visit fund" is it? ;O)
Jlybn - I was hoping for some more action... oh well.
Carrie - Yes, it most definitely was.
Wendi - Hope to finish :O) -
At Mon Aug 01, 06:30:00 PM,
said...
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Your weekend was much more exciting that mine. Ahhh - the days of waking up and not remembering, lol - haven't had one of those in awhile. ;o)
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At Mon Aug 01, 06:33:00 PM,
Marie said...
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I'll be e-mailing or IM'ing you soon.
Ah, yes...the last time I woke up and didn't quite remember the events from the night before, I woke up with a big hickey (sp?) on my right ass cheek. Long story... hehehe -
At Mon Aug 01, 07:19:00 PM,
Carrie said...
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a hickey on your ASS CHEEK???
oh Marie.... DO TELL!!!! -
At Mon Aug 01, 09:23:00 PM,
Leesa said...
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Wow, you had a MUCH more exciting weekend than I did!! Sounds fun and interesting!
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At Mon Aug 01, 09:28:00 PM,
Marie said...
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Carrie - LOL! Okay, I'll tell in the comments...not sure I want to blog about it on my site. Although that's certainly a conversation piece. hehehe
I had a second date with a guy I really really liked about 11 years ago (and we dated for 10 months by the way!). It was at his house and he cooked an amazing dinner for us. Well, we got big time drunk off of wine and other liquor (i shouldn't have mixed!). The last thing I remember was him carrying me to his bedroom (me wanting him to) to fool around. I remember the sex was amazing (but my memory of it only spanned so far) then after that was a blank. I woke up that morning and then went to the bathroom to splash water on my face. I turned around (I was naked still) and noticed a big bruise from the side angle. I looked more closely and noticed that it was a big hickey! I do NOT remember getting that from him.
I asked him about it and he said that I was *begging* him to bite and suck on my ass cheeks. LOL!! I swear to god I don't remember that and it sounds like something I wouldn't even ask for (back then especially). So he obliged and apparently got into it, thus leaving that HUGE mark on my ass. ;-) Yes, it's slutty. -
At Tue Aug 02, 07:39:00 AM,
Me said...
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Wowsa...what a jam-packed weekend! I miss those :)
I'm glad you give each girl unique names because I don't know if I could keep them straight with names such as Girl #1 or Girl #2...LOL.
Man, listening to you all makes me think I needed to live it up more while I was single :) -
At Tue Aug 02, 10:18:00 AM,
Chief Slacker said...
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Jaded - If you ever make it out to MN, I'll make sure you have one again ;O)
Marie - Ass Hickey? Rock on!
Carrie - yes yes, do tell.
Amy - That's why my comments are for, telling about your escapades. or at least email or IM me!
Leesa - Yeah, my weekends tend to find fun. :O)
Marie - Just took a little bit of drinking to unleash the Kink in you eh? ;O) Now you can't get it to go away :O)
Beth - Hey, jsut cause you're married doesn't mean you can't live it up! Go have fun! -
At Tue Aug 02, 11:44:00 AM,
Marie said...
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Slacker man - yeah, who knew? And yes, the Kink has been on ever since. ;)
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At Tue Aug 02, 11:49:00 AM,
Chief Slacker said...
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Marie - Kink is good, I dig the Kink.
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At Wed Aug 03, 09:10:00 AM,
Chief Slacker said...
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Diana - Yeah, I so could think of better things taht could have come of those pink panties, but oh well. And I don't think there's any reason to be jealous, you can wake up next to a naked guy every day if you want to ;O) And for the record, he'd rather they still be together and be happy, but the STB ex killed any chance of that.