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The Daily SlackerThe Daily Slacker

Confession.

Friday, June 24, 2005

I have an addiction. Yes, it's true. While I'm not so sure I really want to cure this addiction, I believe it must be recognized. My addiction is nothing ordinary like alcohol, drugs or gambling, it's something potentially much more dangerous.

So today I am taking my first step and admitting to all of you that, well...

...I'm addicted to Readheads.

I just can't help myself. I can't. I try, really I do! But there's just nothing I can do.

I have nothing against Blondes, Brunettes, or any others at all, but the redheads just overpower me.

Take an average looking girl, give her red hair, and I will be attracted.

Take a hot girl, give her red hair, especially if it's curly, I'll do my best not to drool.

I'm like a bug going for the purple light. I know I'm going to get burned, but I just have to make contact. HAVE TO.

So yeah, there's my confession. Yup.



Anyway, last night at kickball it was fun. We lost, but we lost in style. Drained a case of crappy beer water and downed mass quantities of jello shots. The post game was pretty lame, either everyone was toasted after playing kickball in 96 degrees and high humidity or they were just being lazy. Like usual our team was the rowdy one, playing flip cup. At one point we got a couple random girls playing, that made things a lot better :O)

A couple of the girls were with a group of friends, and one of them was a redhead. Yeah, that's why I wrote the confession. I said to one of my teammates, "Wow, there's a nice group of ladies. I'll take the redhead, you can have the rest."

Usually at this point, I try and talk to her, probably come off lame, and either get shut down or get a fake number. I decided to just keep playing flip cup and when that died down they disappeared for a while.

About 30 min later I'm chatting with a buddy, and these two girls walk up and ask us about kickball since the league shirts are huge walking advertisements. If you haven't guessed, it was the redhead and one of the other girls...

Score!

We told them our team needed a few more girls, they were all excited about it and gave me their numbers.

Double Score!

Either God smiled on me, or is taunting me again. Stay tuned ;O)

posted by Chief Slacker @ 10:34 AM,




22 Comments:

At Fri Jun 24, 12:23:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, are you going to follow the 3-day rule?

Damned If I Know

 
At Fri Jun 24, 12:30:00 PM, Anonymous sarah said...

I never knew you liked redheads. Have you tried calling her yet?

 
At Fri Jun 24, 01:22:00 PM, Blogger Chief Slacker said...

R.U. - I'm thinking monday will be a good day to call. that would be the 4th day after getting the number.. So I guess that kinda covers it eh?

Sarah - Suprisingly I've only dated one, but damn I do dig em.

 
At Fri Jun 24, 01:54:00 PM, Blogger Marie said...

Ooh, excellent! See...you still have your mojo. ;)

You'd love my friend, C, then. She has the most beautiful, wavy red hair I've ever seen and is always getting complimented.

Can't wait to hear the follow up red-head story!

 
At Fri Jun 24, 02:37:00 PM, Blogger Chief Slacker said...

If she's single, hook me up :O)

 
At Fri Jun 24, 02:52:00 PM, Blogger jadedprimadonna said...

Everyone has to be addicted to something, right? =o)

 
At Fri Jun 24, 04:38:00 PM, Blogger serendipity said...

the three day rule????

What is that?

and if you like the girl why are you waiting 4 days?

Men are wierd

 
At Fri Jun 24, 07:04:00 PM, Blogger aurora said...

Oh it's so exciting. And I'm with Serendipity. Why wait 4 days? Do you have any type of group plans for the weekend? If you do then you have the perfect opportunity for a non-date where you can invite both the redhead and her friend. There's no bad in that.

 
At Sat Jun 25, 05:32:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a soft spot for redheads, but I'm a sucker for dark hair/dark eyes/big chest.

I'm deep and sentimental like that.

 
At Mon Jun 27, 01:08:00 AM, Blogger Nadz said...

lol,Nyc addiction,wats up wit tis 3 day rule,long time to wait.

 
At Mon Jun 27, 09:09:00 AM, Blogger Chief Slacker said...

Jaded - True enough :O)

Serendipity - A lot of guys have a rule that you have to wait a few days before calling a girl or you seem over anxious. Watch the movie Swingers ;O)

Aurora - I actually did have plans for friday and saturday.

Cap B - I knew you were a big softie. heh

Nadz - Swingers. watch it.

 
At Tue Jun 28, 08:38:00 AM, Blogger Kira said...

You know, as a redhead, I couldn't be more pleased than to read a blog entry like this...LOL!

 
At Tue Jun 28, 10:09:00 AM, Blogger Chief Slacker said...

you're welcome Kira ;O)

 
At Tue Jun 28, 01:56:00 PM, Blogger jlybn123 said...

I never knew that...I'm a redhead! You'll have to look back in my posts!!! LOL

 
At Tue Jun 28, 03:29:00 PM, Blogger Chief Slacker said...

Bean - why? Am I you perfect guy too? hehe

 
At Wed Jun 29, 02:33:00 PM, Blogger Amy said...

Huh...what color hair do I have....

OH YEAH...Red :)

 
At Wed Jun 29, 03:51:00 PM, Blogger Chief Slacker said...

And this is why you qualify as cute. Nice air guitar on your friends leg ;O)

 
At Wed Jun 29, 09:47:00 PM, Blogger Amy said...

I only qualify as cute because I have red hair. Damn you're harsh :)

 
At Thu Jun 30, 09:57:00 AM, Blogger Chief Slacker said...

Amy - Icing on the cake! ;OP

 
At Wed Jul 27, 12:57:00 PM, Blogger S.C. said...

Good tase with the redhead things (yes, I'm working back through your archives, sue me)

I've been dating a redhead for 2.5 years, and I've learned to appreciate the redness so much that I asked her to marry me. Even more bizarre, she said yes!

 
At Wed Jul 27, 01:05:00 PM, Blogger Chief Slacker said...

S.C. - That's what the archives are good for! I totally dig the redheads too, good ctach yourself and congrats! :O)

 
At Sat Oct 15, 11:18:00 PM, Blogger redhead83402 said...

~WOW ~ didn't know guys had actual ADDICTIONS ~ i mean, I HAVE heard of redhead FETISHES ~ but an ADDICTION ~ mm ~ could be interesting ;-D

 

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