Grrrrrrrrrr*hic*rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!
Friday, September 02, 2005God I hate hiccups. HATE. I'm starting to get a little bit of a cold. Not stuff, no sore throat, just a little trickle of crap down the back of my throat that makes me cough every 37.43 seconds. It's the tickle from hell.
And what's worse, that crap trickling down the back of my throat is apparently somehow freaking out my diaphragm, so just about every hour I get a attack of the hiccups. And if I happen to have my mouth open, they turn into hicurps. You know, as is the regular hiccups weren't annoying and embarrassing enough, the stomach and throat team yup to make this even worse *urp* during the hiccup. It's a hiccup with a hint of a burp. Stupid body.
I can get them to go away after about 10 minutes or so, usually with the holding-of-as-deep-a-breath-as-possible method. I've also used the fingers-as-close-together-without-touching method, and the head between knees method. One I did all of those together because I'm just that cool.
Anyway, me and the hiccurps are heading out to a rehearsal dinner for a friend of a friend (I'm the date of G-spot, the good female fiend that basically a sister) on a paddleboat. We get to eat dinner and have an open bar while paddlewheeling up and down the Mississippi. Obviously I didn't hear much more than "Open bar" and I was in.
Tomorrow is the wedding at the big, pretty, cathedral a couple blocks from my house with a reception at the really old and cool Landmark Center in St. Paul. And again, the magic words "Open Bar" come out again. Thank god all of this takes place within five minutes of slacker central.
It's already been agreed, that G-Spot is going to help hook me up with the ladies at the wedding, so here's hoping to make my very own version of Wedding Crashers.
Sunday I might be heading to the Renaissance Festival with OzzyC if I can get a hold of him...
Monday I'm going to hit the State fair for the Last Blast day where the rides are cheap and the vendors give good deals. Here's to stuffing myself yet again!
Have a good weekend all!
Oh, and just in case you don't read more than one post at a time, I'm a new meber of the Blog World Tralier Park, check it out below :O)
posted by Chief Slacker @ 4:01 PM,
9 Comments:
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At Fri Sep 02, 04:37:00 PM,
Carrie said...
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jeeez.... what's with the spammage??? as if the hiccups weren't bad enough?
anyways-- have a great wedding... I mean weekend.... well, same thing, I guess, huh?
take pictures!!!! -
At Fri Sep 02, 05:24:00 PM,
Marie said...
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Have a good weekend! Sounds like fun stuff is all lined up for ya. I want to see pics! ;-)
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At Fri Sep 02, 07:01:00 PM,
Carrie said...
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oh yeah--- I meant to say that had I know about the Trailor blog thing.... I would have made that wine in a BOX that I sent!!!!
I only ask one thing... in order for me to continue being a deputy.... PLEASE at least wear a t-shirt when you're sitting around the 'park eating pork rinds in your underwear, ok????
thanks! MWUAH! -
At Sat Sep 03, 01:57:00 AM,
Paulius said...
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Yup, the Spam on ye olde Blogspot has gotten out of hand lately. Forcing them to introduce the comment authentication thingie (that's a technical term).
Anyway, it sounds gross, but the only sure fire way I've ver found to get rid of hiccups is to drink about a half capful of vinegar. Tastes like crap, burns your throat, but the hiccups go instantly.
By the way, visit www.stoopidspammer.com and your penis size is guaranteed to increase by 47 inches!!!! Try it now! Limited Time offer! -
At Sat Sep 03, 01:47:00 PM,
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Hey!! Welcome to the Trailer park :) We can always use another Slcaker, lol
DB -
At Sun Sep 04, 01:09:00 PM,
Amanda said...
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If you're doing the Wedding Crashers thing, I recommend being Vince Vaughn........there went my train of thought again.
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At Mon Sep 05, 10:01:00 AM,
Choppzs said...
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Your hiccups sound like my husband's hiccups when he gets them. He sits there for hours bitching and moaning "honey (hiccup), I can't (hiccup)get rid of my (hiccup) hiccups" lol And he gets so aggrivated and mad, and I just laugh. He then says "It's not funny, they hurt!" lol I hope you have found a cure!
Stupid spammers, don't you just hate them??
BTW, I found you from my sister's blog (Beth the rambling mommy) -
At Mon Sep 05, 03:07:00 PM,
Anisa said...
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how to get rid of hiccups every time...
lay on your bed upside-down, with your head dangling down. have a glass of water in your hand, and get someone to hold your ears. then, lift up just a TAD BIT and drink as much water as you can.
you'll feel like a fool, but i SWEAR this works! -
At Tue Sep 06, 11:37:00 AM,
Chief Slacker said...
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Carrie - yeah, stupid spam, I think I am going to have to turn off anonymous blogs... yeah those hicups sucked! I didn't take any, but G-spot took a bunch (ok, i took a bunch on her camera) so I'll try and get them!
Marie - Yeah it was a pretty fun weekend.
Carrie - I got the Wine on staurday! Thanks!!! Nad it looks yummy! You don't like my sexy body? :O)
Nicholas - they need to change that word verification thing, four or five letters is enough, 7 is ridiculous. Luckily no one spiked it, but tehr was a lot of alcohol drunk...
Paulius - Hiccups go an the hurls start ;O) 47 inches!!!??? Cool! I'm there!
Duch - yeah the sugar worked a couple times, though they did come back.
D Brooks - Thanks! I'll defintiely slack, no worries there.
Wolfgang - Unfortunately there really weren't many singles. But watch the first few dnaces, find the ones that are dancing with other girls and go for em ;O)
Diana - I talked about ya, jsut not in the blog ;O) Of course I missed ya!
Amanda - Yeah He's way cooler than crooked nose boy.
Choppz - yeah, they just kept comming back too! Welcome! stop back often!
Anisa - I never though of a hiccup cure being something that would normaly lead to something kinky ;O)